I've got a confession.
I've held on to this one for a WHILE.
I'm not even sure my wife knows this one (she will now).
Do you know how to play chess? Not strategy...just the basics.
If not, read this
, and then come back and continue to read.
When I'm alone. In a hallway. In an elevator. In a courtyard. On a tiled floor.
Sometimes...I walk like a knight. I'll step up one square on the grid, and two squares to the left. Or two squares to the right. Or I'll step up two squares, and one square either to the left or the right.
Always forward, though. Never backwards, because I've got places to go.
There you have it. I walk like a knight.
I'm not ashamed. You got a problem with it? I didn't think so.
Know What I'm Sayin'??