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Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Guess what I saw this weekend? You wouldn't believe me if I told you, so I gotta show you.
Good evening, family!

I hope you all had outstanding weekends! I know I did. My lovely wife and I spend a quick weekend in LA (and that's not Lower Alabama, folks).

We had a great time! We pretty much got to see all of the people out there that we wanted to see, got pretty close to the beach, Rolled through Beverly Hills down Rodeo Drive, and even got a nice view of the coastline as our plane took off went west before it turned around and brought us back to Atlanta.

Anyway, back to what I saw. Like I said, you wouldn't believe me if I just flat-out told you, so here it is, compliments of my Nokia.

And then we'll take it higher.

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If you don't, then you're either not hip, or you just don't deserve to know.
Friday, December 01, 2006
Quick! Somebody put me in touch with...
...Alex Trebek and Merv Griffin.

I've got to share my idea with them.

This morning while I was ironing my shirt for work, I came up with a new
Jeopardy! category.

That's right, folks. In the spirit of the category classics like "Before
and After", "Potent Potables", "Poutpourri", "Common Bonds", and the
dreaded "Spelling", I have come up with a new category. A revolutionary
category. A trend-bucking category. Are you ready for it? Here it


That's right. I said "Questions." On a game, where the answers are in
the form of questions, here is a single category where the questions are
questions, and the answers aren't.

It's brilliant.

Sidebar: Here in Atlanta, Jeopardy! airs at 4:30pm. What sense does that
make? If you assume that the audience for the show is educated, working
adults, then wouldn't these people be at work at 4:30pm?

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