...to this dude.
I was in my favorite fast food restaurant, and I got slightly perturbed by this dude in line in front of me, because he was standing like 8 feet away from the counter, waiting his turn. When the lady indicated that she was ready to take his order, then he walked up there. There was so much room in front of dude that it looked like maybe he had already ordered, and was waiting on his order.
Anyway, this dude had a ...MASSIVE...head. He was wearing an adjustable baseball cap - the kind with velcro at the back, instead of the old kind. Let me tell you how this dude's hat was crying for mercy! The little bit of velcro that was able to make that hit stay on his was sweating...working hard!
So. I did it. I had to do it. I took a picture. With my phone. Right there in the Chick-Fil-A.
I'm sorry dude.