...have a dog - a little Maltese named "Coach".
When they first brought him home, he didn't know his own name. I heard it a lot in those days. I could hear them outside calling him "Coach! Come here Coach!". I always wondered exactly how they came to that name. I figured that maybe he was kinda bossy, so they called him "Coach".
They just got a new dog - a little black poodle named "Gucci".
I can't make this stuff up, peeps.